fishin for love in the classifieds
lonely man seeks a match
to his delight, a nibble then a bite
and he lands himself a trophy catch

(G) mail order bride -- (Dm) mail order bride
(A) my god she's over (Dm) 4 feet wide
mail order bride -- mail order bride
how ya gonna get her inside

She said, "Before you change your mind, honey"
There're some things you need to know
I was built for winter, and I'm a cuddly bunny,
made to provide comfort in the snow.
 
With me in your bed, you'll never again be cold
because I am a hot blooded lass
There's no bed more soft, with so much to hold
such bounty, like an overfilled glass

mail order bride -- mail order bride
when she takes a bath it changes the tide
mail order bride -- mail order bride
she's one hell of a joyride
(hold on little buckaroo - hold on tight) INSTRUMENTAL SOLO

 
It's obvious I'm woman enough for you
or two or maybe three,
The question, love, and answer me true,
are you a big enough man for me?
 
mail order bride -- mail order bride
she's super sized you can't deny
mail order bride -- mail order bride
never want to say goodnight